top tip: for party consultants

If you are trying to sell dildos, wanking sleeves, tingle lube, clit stimulator's and love eggs, please put a little effort in to what you look like/are wearing!

The frumpy suburban housewife look (jeans pulled up too high, 'comfy' shoes, mousy perm) just doesn't cut it!

I wanna think hot Playmate not Readers Wives! Especially when you are describing where your g-spot is...

So no dear readers. I did not buy any self pleasuring devices, or couples toys the other night. I do however look forward to trying my 'guess the dildos name' prize!